Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Πως αλλιώς λεν’ τη μαλακία.

adjusting the antenna
answering the Bone-A-Phone
bangin' your bacon
beating off
blowing your load
boxing the one-eyed clown
charming the one-eyed trouser snake
choking the chicken
cleaning the pipes
couch hockey for one
dancing with Johnnie One-Eye
firming your worm
flogging the dong
glazing the donut
greasin' up my love monkey
handling the hound
helping Mr. Happy
jackin' your meat
jerking off
launching the rocket
lubing the tube
making yogurt
opening up a bottle of Squirt
playing peekaboo with Darth Vader
playing the skin flute
popping a nut
romancing the bone
sanding wood
shooting your wad
spanking the monkey
squeezing the juice
stroking the salami
taking care of business
twisting your crank
unsheathing the pork sword
wacking off
whipping the pony
wrestling the bald avenger
yankin' it
zipper Olympics


Blogger Tyler Durden said...


ok, try this.

'camel toe'


5:46 PM  
Blogger Idάκι said...

playing peekaboo with Darth Vader


Πού πας και τα βρίσκεις, μου λες;

3:22 AM  
Blogger vague tourist said...

Gosh! Αυτό με την καμήλα δεν το έπιασα exactly…

Θα συμφωνήσω, ο Νταρθ είναι και δικός μου αγαπημένος.

4:55 PM  
Blogger Varetos said...

Πόσο πολλές μαλακίες. Συναρπαστικό ανάγνωσμα.

6:16 PM  
Blogger skata said...

wrestling the bald avenger

11:33 PM  
Blogger vague tourist said...

Βαρετέ, εύχομαι να σας ενέπνευσε καταλλήλως.

McFly, προστέθηκε. Άξιος.

3:03 PM  
Blogger Ditikos Parakmiakos said...

polishing the rod

5:26 PM  

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